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Have you always wanted to let Team Rockwood know just what you were thinking? Do you wonder why the panels of the strip are laid out horizontally instead of vertically? Or do you have sensitive documents that will bring down the government? In any case, we want to know! Just fill out your name and e-mail address, then let 'er rip! No question or comment is too bizarre for Team Rockwood to take a stab at, and if we can get enough mail coming in, this page will be updated weekly! (Unlike the old mailbag page, which got updated about four times in two years.)

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         Updated on October 4, 2005
   
September 28, 2005,

Hi, apparently Team Rockwood doesn't have a Rockwood Calendar because if they did, they would notice that it is officially autumn, not summer, as the Rockwood Homepage asserts (or are they testing us readers to see when we will say something?)..

--Calendar Guy
 

   
   
Uh... yeah. A test. That's it! Congratulations, Calendar Guy! You passed the test! You are now qualified to buy one of the four remaining 2005 Rockwood Calendars!
 
   
   
October 1, 2005,

Just think, maybe just a decade from now, no one will realize there was a time before email, or Tivo, or Cds or VHS tape. You'll be sitting with your great-grands going, " I remember a time where people used alphabet to write instead of all this 33 junk. Back in my day we had full words that meant emotions, not just little smile faces. Oh that was a time it was."

--Rookee Alding
 

   
   
Frankly, Rookee, if we're sitting around with our GREAT-grandkids only a decade from now, we'll consider that far more amazing than any electronics they're using.
 
   
   
October 3, 2005,

I love the Burger King dude. He promised me free hamburgers if I went for a ride with him in his car.

--Syn
 

   
   
We'd advise against that, Syn, as would leading experts. We'd also advise against dealing with strangers who would give you money on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
 
   
   
October 3, 2005,

The Burger/Psycho King is the definition of sociopath. Never shows emotions, he stalks his prey (stands outside their window, winds up in bed with them, whatever), yet is charasmatic enough to get complete strangers eat food out of his hands AND play on a pro football team. How weird is THAT?!?

You are right...he is the creepiest mascot ever. If he shows up in my house offering me fast food at weird hours, I'll shoot the monarch.

--Bad Panda
 

   
   
Oh, you think he can be killed, Panda? The cold, unblinking stare... the frozen smile... clearly the Burger King is already dead!!!
 
   
   
October 3, 2005,

Brian-

I agree, the Burger King mascot gives me the creeps, too. Always has.

--Jane
 

   
   
Exactly, Jane. We haven't been this creeped out since a certain toddler was dancing. Eewww.
 
   
     
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