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Consider it an experiment in web interactivity. Or, consider it a way to artificially inflate our hit count. Either way, just write in!

 
April 16, 2008,

"A miniskirt? No, no, no, no, no... it's an Egyptian kilt, you know, like Ramses."

Oh, I know its a schenti. But on Al? It's a miniskirt.

--Michael Hervey

 
Are you questioning Al's manhood, Michael? He might challenge you on that. Well, if he was ever willing to get off the couch and stop watching "Dancing With The Stars."

 
April 16, 2008,

Brian,

This will appeal to your animated heart and soul. Let's see you slow this down and map the moves for publication with the Thriller dance. A whole new career or reality TV show awaits your exceptional talent and attention to detail!

--Katie

 
We're already too late, Katie. There's not only a parody of that ad using computer animation, but also a version featuring live people dressed like robots. We don't think we can top that, so we're not going to try.

 
April 16, 2008,

Hey, you should update the "Who's Who" to include that little alien dude with the shades and spiky head fin. I never heard that he left the station, right? What happened to him?

And I'd like to see more of that Butch mobster guy!

--Joel

 
We think you're right on all counts, Joel. Not that we don't like our site, but the design is... ahem... several (as in seven) years old now and we think it's in need of a redesign. All we can say is we're working on that, and when that happens you can be sure that Nix will be on the new Who's Who page.

As for Butch, we always meant to make him a bigger part of the strip, but we just forgot about him. Maybe it's time to dig him back up.

 
April 22, 2008,

Hey, I love your dance. I want to do it at my wedding, any tips on how to learn it?

--Michelle Stipe

 
Lots of practice, Michelle. We'd give you other tips if we had any, but the fact is we learned it by just starting at the beginning and adding one move at a time. It's really not any more complicated than that. Good luck!