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Updated
on October 7, 2008
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October 1, 2008,
Well we have an election up here in the
Great White North and it is a brutal choice. Honestly it's like trying
to choose who the smart kid is in summer school.
Our
choices run from the current PM who's as warm and fuzzy as Ebola,
a professor who is unintelligible in both official languages, a man
who wants to tear the country apart, a narcissistic socialist with
a moustache and a woman who wants to save the world one windmill
at a time.
At least I think they all have admitted
to smoking pot. Maybe I should just vote for the Marijuana Party (yes
it exists). Seriously how bad could they screw things up compared to
any other politician?
--Simon
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We're surprised to hear that there's a "Marijuana Party," Simon.
We would have thought they'd have trouble getting organized. But if you
don't mind voting for a third... uh... fourth, fifth, SIXTH party, we think
we might have the candidates
for you.
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October 2, 2008,
THIS IS GREAT!
--Roger Sharp
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Glad you like "this," Roger. We think "this" is great,
too.
This,
on the other hand, is just weird.
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October 5, 2008,
I saw the Youtube
thriller video and decided to use it to learn the thriller dance
for a party Im attending. I have to thank you because it was very
helpful and I can now (Barely) Dance the thriller!
--Em W.
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Excellent work, Em! Now post it online and become the next internet superstar!
Because, you know, for us that resulted in minutes of fame and upwards
of ten dollars in royalties. Don't spend it all in one place!
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October 6, 2008,
Okay, another debate is history.
Biden/Palin or is it Palin/Biden? Biden
stood on the left side; and Palin stood on the right side. Should we
vote old or young? Both have nice smiles. Both wore nice suits. Both
were diplomatic. It was a tie. But neither is running for president.
Obama slams McCain. McCain slams Obama.
Tuesday nite is Town Hall.
Will it be about the Wall Street bailout?
Wall street was so named when the street had a wall built to keep the
havalinas out. Were the pigs really kept out? Obama votes for pork
filled bail out. McCain votes for pork filled bail out.
The Democrats have controlled out country
and economy over the past two years as they have the majority in the
Senate and the House. The Republicans have the president who can veto
but be overridden because of a largely Democratic Congress.
Who will be the next president? Someone
who has walked the talk or someone who thinks he can walk the talk?
--Older and wiser for it!
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We long for past
elections, OAWFI, when knowledgable candidates ran clean and positive
elections. Maybe he can still win on a write-in vote.
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October 6, 2008,
Joe Biden? You did on a comic
on Joe Biden? You have to do an episode with Palin's provocative
winking now or one with her "Maverick" ways...
--Leif
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There's still a month left, Leif, that's plenty of time for Sarah to make
an appearance. However, we don't know if we want to come out with
something right now. We'd only be compared to Tina
Fey, and we can't match up to that level of competition.
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